Showing posts with label erasmus survival kit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erasmus survival kit. Show all posts

08 June 2009

Yoga for a healthier internet connection - Expert level

Suitable for advanced desperate Erasmus students on the search of internet in Reggio Emilia, Italy.

Level's description: expert yoga exercises for a load of video-streaming content, youtube, e-mail attachments.

Instructions: select the content you would like to visualize, take the pose shown, hold until the site is completely loaded. Perform the same steps for the next site. Start with 3 sites a day, gradually increasing the number up to 10. Remember to synchronize your breathing with the internet connection speed.

N.B. To be performed only after a warm-up and at own responsibility.

1. Pose "Lord of the Youtube":

2. Pose "God, please let me send this f*cking attachement":

Persistency is the key to the success! Keep walking! Ommm

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03 June 2009

Yoga for a healthier internet connection - Advanced level

Suitable for advanced desperate Erasmus students on the search of internet in Reggio Emilia, Italy.

Level's description: advanced yoga exercises for a load of flash sites, photo-galleries, social network sites.

Instructions: select the content you would like to visualize, take the pose shown, hold until the site is completely loaded. Perform the same steps for the next site. Start with 3 sites a day, gradually increasing the number up to 10. Remember to synchronize your breathing with the internet connection speed.

N.B. To be performed only after a warm-up and at own responsibility.

1. Pose "I can make it - just 5 more minutes for the 5KB remaining":



2. Pose "I wanna see what my friends are doing on FB":

Persistancy is the key to the success! Keep walking! Ommm...

01 June 2009

Yoga for a healthier internet connection - Beginner's level

Suitable for all desparate Erasmus students on the search of internet in Reggio Emilia, Italy.

Level's description:
basic yoga exercises for a load of light html sites, news portals, search machines.

Instructions: select the site you would like to visit, take the pose shown, hold until the site is completely loaded. Perform the same steps for the next site. Start with 3 sites a day, gradually increasing the number up to 10. Remember to synchronize your breathing with the internet connection speed.

N.B. To be performed only after a warm-up and at own responsibility.


1. Pose "Only way to check your e-mail":



2. Pose "Unique possibility to get informed about what's happening outside of Reggio":

Persistancy is the key to the success! Keep walking! Ommm...